The Bachelorette.

I must say, I have a MAJOR problem, with the Bachelorette/Bachelor. And a sort of problem with all those who are addicted to watching it. 

1. Firstly, because let's be really honest with ourselves here, THE SAME THING HAPPENS EVERY TIME. Every season has the bad boy/girl, the one everyone loves, the one that the person keeps around just to keep the audience in suspense. There is also countless stupid makeout scenes with 20 guys. DOES THIS BOTHER ANYONE BUT ME?? How can you start a real relationship in front of a camera, competing with HOW many other people? And the person you are supposably in love with is cheating on you with multiple people! I'm sorry, I just don't see why this show has become such a big hit.

2. Secondly, because where does all the food go? Think about it. The only thing you ever see anyone eat or drink is an alcoholic beverage. That's it. No wonder everyone on it is so skinny. All they are consuming is champagne. This last season of the bachelorette had some seriously delicious looking food. Did it ever get eaten? No. I think I saw three bites consumed one episode. I can't really blame them, because I hate eating in front of people. But let's get real. Oh wait...I forgot what I was talking about. It's the Bachelorette. IT'S NOT REAL.

3. Thirdly because people get all obsessed with what happens as if it was their own lives. Guys. It's a television show with beautiful people, beautiful houses, and beautiful food. How many of these marriages/dating things have actually worked out? I think one of them. One. So why do we even care who they end up with? People wonder why there is so much divorce and unhappiness from love lifes. Oh I'll tell you why. It's because they live in a Bachelorette/Nicholas Sparks fulled fantasy world, where everyone should look like a movie star, never eat, and make-out with everyone and still be able to find the one they love in a time period of less than three months. Life isn't like that people. And if your life is, congrats. But it's going to end soon just so you are aware.

If you are thinking, here you are making fun of the show, when you've probably watched it. You are right. I have. maybe 5 times in my life from the first season to this last one. And let me tell you they were all wasted time. And even when I don't watch it, I have to hear recaps from everyone letting me know exactly what happened and who is who.

I beg the television people. Please, please, please, put something a little more interesting on T.V. I miss the good old days of The Office and Lost.

Let me just put some pictures up really fast so you can see what I see.

Let me  point out, that although I couldn't find a good picture of the fake ponytail, it's disgusting. She wore it several times on the episode and firstly her hair isn't that long in real life, and secondly it was way too thick and straight. Nastiest hair ever.

And this one? I am one hundred percent positive that this is the most emotion ever expressed on her face. I think she really is beautiful. But the amount of self tanner, fake hair and botox she used put a real damper on the whole thing for me.

I think it would bother me so bad if I was Jef that she made out with Aerie WAY MORE than she did with him. I wonder how Jef felt watching those episodes. I would say that it's a safe bet that he was probably thinking..."hmm, I think she has alot more physical chemistry with him than with me. Well this is awkward."

I'm sorry but these guys look like barbie dolls. And yet again, food on the table but....no eating. Can you tell the whole not eating thing bother me?

America could pick a better show to be obsessed with...